Naming rights for an entire professional basketball league are available on eBay -- for a mere $500.
The Central Basketball League, a minor league in the Midwest, plans to place teams in Nashville, Chicago, Cincinnati, St. Louis, and Peoria, Illinois.
The auction listing has a starting bid of $500 and has received no bids with less than two days remaining. The seller states the winning bidder's "name and logo will be on EVERYTHING that the league does and your business can also be in the official name, as in 'Bob's Burgers Presents the Central Basketball League.'"
Hmmm...instead of going on vacation, maybe my wife will let me...nah, forget it.