11:00PM - 11:30PM
Russell uncharacteristically hires a male assistant, but finds there are advantages. Meanwhile, Audrey volunteers to read to the elderly.
11:30PM - 12:00AM
Dwight arrives in Tallahassee with his team and sets out to win over Sabre's special-projects bigwig. Back in Scranton, some desk jockeys push for raises, but Andy avoids his managerial duty to address the issue.
12:00AM - 12:30AM
After uttering a profanity in front of Gracie and her friends, Jim denies it when confronted by Cheryl. But Dana learns the truth from Gracie, who needs to be cured of saying it herself. Roland's Dad: Dennis Cockrum. Gracie: Billi Bruno.
12:30AM - 1:00AM
Christine runs into Stan again and is unable to resist him, despite her best efforts. She asks Matthew to help keep Stan away from her, but her brother is having attraction issues of his own---his latest girlfriend refuses to leave.
1:00AM - 1:30AM
After Jackie declines, Kelso invites Laurie to a festival, which doesn't escape Donna, but better miss Jackie, for Kelso's sake. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Donna: Laura Prepon.
1:30AM - 2:00AM
Contestants ask potential dates to come clean about their shortcomings.