12:00AM - 12:30AM
When Jim's band wins a contest, they get to be the backing group for a young pop singer, but the girl's off-putting, diva attitude brings out the father-knows-best side of Jim.
12:30AM - 1:00AM
Divorced mom Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) decides to move on after discovering her ex, Richard, has met someone new: another woman also named Christine. But first she concentrates on settling her son into an exclusive private school.
1:00AM - 1:30AM
After Red takes Eric's car keys, Kelso comes to the rescue with wheels believed to be his cousin's. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Eric: Topher Grace. Midge: Tanya Roberts.
1:30AM - 2:00AM
Contestants ask potential dates to come clean about their shortcomings.
2:00AM - 2:30AM
The gang kidnaps a newspaper critic after he calls Paddy's "the worst bar in Philadelphia."
2:30AM - 3:00AM
Second-season finale: Kenny (J.B. Smoove) teaches Eddie to swim (or tries to), so Eddie can take Joy snorkeling in Hawaii. She has always wanted to do it, but Eddie has nixed it because he can't swim. Eddie is also trying to one-up Joy.